Thursday, February 15, 2007

Simday 8



What's New at City Hall!
by SH Secret Reporter

The Welcome Center & Gift Shop recently received a Good Review from SimCity Reporter Andrew Enriquez, for giving top notch service. "The credit really goes to Goopy Gilscarbo and Andrea Hogan, they work really hard but we're also glad to announce that City Hall has a new sign! The sign was erected earlier today and it states that City Hall is the "Heart of the Hills". That couldn't be more true." Sabien Cunningham said in a statement to Simmington-Times.


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Sabien and Tomika Cunningham welcomed their second son, Marchon. "His name is pronounced, 'Mar-shawn', and we are so pleased to have him. His big brother, Rashid is getting used to the fact that we have someone new at home, but he's adjusting well. My wife and I thank you all for your well wishes." Mr. Cunningham said in a brief statement.

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Congratulations!
by SH Secret Reporter


We wish Cameron Masters and his new bride Stacy, (formerly Tse), all the best. The two were married quietly in their apartment in Cedar Flats on Simday 8.
"We didn't want all the fuss and press. We wanted a quiet ceremony with just the two of us." Cameron said in a statement.

They are expecting their first baby any moment.
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Simday 6


by SH Secret Reporter
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Congratulations!

by SH Secret Reporter
Sources:  Nick Michels - Simday 8

We'd like to congratulate Nick Michels and Honey Tebo, who were married today in a quiet ceremony at their apartment. SH Reporter was caught by surprise as we were just releasing announcement of their engagement when news of a wedding had taken place! The newlyweds had kept this secret from all of their colleagues and friends.

"We didn't see any reason for delaying. We decided it was best to go ahead and get married!" Nick stated.

We wish them all the best!
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Simday 7

Sim City Bank Takes Over!

by SH Secret Reporter
Sources:  NOTES - Politics - Simday 8

Sabien Cunningham called a meeting with the Founders at City Hall that went into the late night. Our sources revealed that the meeting was held to talk about Sim City Trust taking over Bank of America. Nick Michels is still going to hold his management position at the bank. This whole changeover will take place effective Simday 8.


After the dissension in City Hall on Simday 4, over Sergio Spencer's loan agreement to build a store, rumors have been spreading that the old bank procedures needed to be redone. It looks like Sergio Spencer and other Simmingtonians have won that battle.


The new bank will be called, SimCity Bank. A lot of Sims believe that Mr. Michels was wrong for naming the first bank after a fictitous place called America, (Bank of America). They say that we try to emulate these so-called Americans too much, instead of living our own lives.

Sabien Cunningham is bringing it back to the way it should be...for Sims, by Sims.
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Founder Seen Causing An Altercation!

by SH Secret Reporter

Spokes Sim, Sabien Cunningham, witnessed a Founder involved in an altercation downtown in SimCity earlier today. Although he did not mention any names, SHSR has recovered a copy of the security tape.


Honey Michels, Athletic Advisor and All Star for the SimCity Llamas was shopping at the Planetary Pet Store when she assaulted Jonathan Wade who resides in SimCity. She could not be reached for comment.

Witnesses at the scene say that Mrs. Michels was yelling at Mr. Wade that she was offended several months ago when he had made a pass at her. She supposedly has been furious with him ever since.

The former Ms. Tebo was just recently engaged to Nick Michels, however as we reported yesterday, they got married on the same day. Mr. Michels was at the scene, but did not witness the altercation. He declined to comment.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Simday 5

City Hall's Grand Opening!
by SH Secret Reporter


Lots of Simmingtonians came out to celebrate the grand opening of the new City Hall Building located on Magnolia Ave.

Sabien Cunningham was pleased at the turn out. "I'm just so happy that the fine sitizens are enjoying their new City Hall. This building is for them and the future of Simmington Hills." Cunningham said in a statement.

The Welcome Center Gift Shop is selling "I Love Simmington Hill" T-shirts and coffee mugs. "They are selling like hotcakes." Andrea Hogan, Gift Shop Cashier/Restocker.

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Public Assault Takes Place in Bank

by SH Secret Reporter
Sources:  Nick Michels - Simday 5

Marisa Bendett, Townie
A woman identified as Marisa Bendett was seen slapping an unidentified woman wearing flame pants, at the Bank of America. The unidentified woman reportedly fled the building after landing several slaps across Ms. Bendett's face, in retaliation of Ms. Bendett's assault.

"This girl claimed that I bogarted the line! I did no such thing! I was there to see Nick Michels and talk to him about his plans for the bank...she said I was flirting with him instead of conducting business. Who is she!? I got mad when she called me a slut. My temper got the best of me. I apologize for losing my temper." Ms. Bendett claimed in a statement to Police.

Tomika Cunningham, Security Advisor, made a statement to our reporter. "I am actively investigating this matter. I hope to have an identification on the 2nd woman soon. Ms. Bendett has agreed to pay the fine. I have to remind all Simmingtonians, if you see any assaults or public brawls, please contact me immediately. We want all of our sitizens to feel safe when they leave their homes."
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The Animals are Taking Over!
by SH Secret Reporter
Bank of America, Nick Michels seen cleaning up the remnants of a bench.


Pandemonium is breaking out inside our new community lots. Stray animals are coming into our buildings and wrecking the furniture.

Is there anything that can be done to get these stray animals off our streets?